LITTLE JIMMY NORTON (AKA UNCLE PAUL & TED SHECKLER) ESCAPES A JESSE VENTURA NAVY SEAL ASSWHOOPIN

Mix equal parts Jim Norton, Jesse Ventura and an uncensored venue and the end result can only be called, great fucking radio.



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Danke iOwnTheWorld who notes Norton narrowly escaped a severe wrestler, Gub'nor, truther, Navy Seal beating.

PROOF CHILD BIRTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU STUPID AND UGLY

Welcome back Megyn Kelly!  Just saw you on O'Reilly (who I still wonder why I watch) and your hotter than ever!

G-D bless.

MISS CLIMATEGATE 2009

Because every criminal enterprise needs a spokesperson, I present Miss ClimateGate.

Algore, shitting the bed!

NASA, shitting the bed!

Question:  If Bernie Maddof is headed to a cushy federal prison and had his estate auctioned off to pay back those he swindled, when will we see Algore and the countless other statist(D) involved subject to the same justice?

My guess?  Never.

Justice...

ATTORNEY TOUCHES CHILDREN (NO NOT THAT WAY YOU SICKO)

News Gazette:

DANVILLE – A simple online request posted by a Danville attorney and a friend hundreds of miles away has, in just three days, generated a stack of more than 500 gifts for Vermilion County foster children.
"I can't even tell you how amazed I am about what's going on here," said attorney John Halloran, who, with the help of his friend, Genevieve Dempre of New Orleans, put together a Christmas wish list for foster kids and got it posted Sunday night on Fark.com, a news-aggregating and social-networking news Web site, and on Facebook, a social-networking site.
With a few clicks of a computer mouse, people all over the United States who saw the online list, called Foster Santa, started buying toys that are automatically shipped through Amazon.com to Danville for the more than 200 children in the Vermilion County foster-care system.
Halloran, who's the legal guardian for foster children in Vermilion County, thought the posting might garner a couple dozen donations, but by Tuesday, he realized it was going to be much bigger as packages were pouring into his workplace.
On Wednesday morning, a UPS driver delivered 50 packages to the Danville law firm where Halloran works.
As of midday Wednesday, altogether more than 560 packages of toys and other gifts had been delivered, totaling $5,313.39, not including shipping costs, Halloran said.

To find the wish list: Go to www.casavermilion.org and click on the Facebook link.

In related news, Obama is rumored to have soiled himself today after hearing the news that an attorney actually did something to help others and also had the audacity to confuse children into thinking that someone other than the state could help them.

Silly serf, only Obama can save the children.

TERRORIST ELF

Lets see, we've got a grown man, dressed as an elf, standing on line at the local mall to see Santa.  This alone should have sparked mall securities interest but no, they had to wait until it was his turn where he then advised Santa his bag was full of TNT.

Southlake Mall was evacuated Wednesday night after a man dressed as an elf allegedly told the mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.
But when the GBI bomb squad examined three packages left near Santa, the incident was declared a ho-ho-hoax.
The bad elf, William C. Caldwell III, was being held without bond Thursday in the Clayton County Jail, charged with having hoax devices, making terroristic threats, false imprisonment, simple assault, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct and false public alarm.
The incident began about 6:45 p.m. when Caldwell, 45,  got in line at Southlake Mall to have his picture made with Santa.
When Caldwell, who was wearing an elf suit, reached the front of the line, " he told Santa Claus that he had dynamite in his bag," Morrow police Capt. James Callaway said. "He said that two times to Santa Claus."
Santa notified mall security and Morrow police quickly arrested the 5 feet tall, 108 pound Caldwell.  The mall was evacuated and the bomb squad was called in to examine the packages.
No dynamite was found, but the mall remained closed the remainder of the evening. Police have not said what was in the bags.

One thousand face smacks to the AP dingleberry who used "ho-ho-hoax" in the article.