DON'T BE POLITE

When the boot is on your throat, polite gets you nowhere.

When Pelosi smiles,...



Just sayin...

DISCLAIMER: My slant totally

OBAMA FOREIGN POLICY YEAR IN REVIEW

From a Brit wordsmith already subjected to what Obama wishes to impose upon us, a list of the top ten things the Marxist U.S. President has done to shape America into a punk panty wearing pillow biter in the eyes of the world.

1. Surrendering to Russia over missile defence.
2. Appeasing the mullahs of Iran.
3. Ending the war on terror.
4. Announcing a surge while declaring an exit.
5. Apologizing to France for America's "arrogance."
6. Giving DVDs to the British Prime Minister.
7. Siding with Marxists in Honduras.
8. Bowing to emperors and kings.
9. Embracing genocidal killers in Sudan.
10. Throwing Churchill out of the White House.

Danke John

REPUBLICANS SHOULD DIE AND NORMAL AMERICANS SHOULD BE DENIED THE P?

Racist right wingers call for the death of what is essentially the walking dead!

and then...

Seitz Says:

Better yet, maybe all 40 Republican Senators could die in a fire, and we could finally get some things done. Actually, I’d settle for Lieberman, McCain, Inhofe, and Coburn.

...ready to start killing each other yet?

Being denied the wetspots makes Jack a dull, dull, angry boy.  And if he's stocked up on ammo?...  mama mia...

Random thought:  Why aren't we using our ammo?

We're clearly being threatened....

I just noticed that I messed up the title which is now corrected.   What!?  So I'm an idiot...

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, HP FACE TRACKING SOFTWARE HATES THE BLACK FOLK

I like to think I'm keen on the newest technology rolling out, but who really needs webcam software that can track your movements?

Simple answer, live cam p0rnsters...  right?



My guess is that there isn't enough light reflected from the fellas face to "trigger" the software.

Surely the scientist on the payroll of Media Matters, the United Nations, manbearpig and Chairman Obama can get to the bottom of this.

HOW TO STOP CATS FROM PLAYING WITH YOUR HI-FI WIRING AND TWO COCKSUCKING LIARS

Last week I adopted two kittens from the Humane Society, (photo not included due to their State Dept. credentials), not for dinner as the left would portray us right wing kitten eaters, but because cats are great companions.  I preferred a dog but due to my duties feeding America (farmer), couldn't afford a hound the proper attention.  Another liberal myth exposed, right wingers are inconsiderate beast.  I digress...

Their names are Ted Sheckler (NSFW) and Shakes McGillicutty and all props go to Jim Norton for the name ideas.  As kittens they have an irresistible urge to play with your computer, television and stereo wiring and run bursack they did.  I thought of the spray that repels them from certain items, I yelled, I screamed, I scolded, but we all know the look a cat will give you after a thorough scolding, don't we?

Well I found the fix.

While said wiring is under assault one need simply turn the channel to the Boneyard (an XM Rock music channel) and turn the volume up.  Wayyyy up.  Kittens flee, wiring is relieved and you get a gut laugh not experienced since you watched Auntie Edna do too many Yeager shots at your nephews Bar-Mitzvah.

Dio's "Rainbow In The Dark" did the trick for me.

At least cats aren't outright criminal, communist liars.

Just sayin...

By the way, I watched Inglorious Basterds last night... fucking great.

Photo unrelated...