TIGER WOODS & COMMUNISM

I labored long and hard over whether or not to publish this photo-shoop from the now infamous Ed of Ed's emails, well...

G-D forbid we address communism...

JIM KOURI BLASPHEMES THE CLIMATE CULTIST

Or Marxist criminals as I like to call them.

A taste:

President Barack Obama and other world leaders are preparing for their international climate change summit in Copenhagen this month and their supporters are ignoring the evidence of fraud and corruption exposed in emails exchanged by leading "climate experts."
On Friday, Congressman Chaka Fattah (D-PA), a member of the House Appropriations Committee and its subcommittees that oversee funding for federal science, commerce, energy and water development agencies, issued a statement regarding President Obama's global warming diplomacy and upcoming appearance on December 9 at the United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen.

In his statement, Rep. Fattah said, "Give President Obama credit for changing the game on climate change. His environmental diplomacy will finally place the United States at the forefront of efforts to save our planet."

"President Obama's pledge to reduce United States greenhouse gas emissions is in line with targets in House legislation that I supported upon passage in June. Those targets lay down a marker for the Senate. We in Congress owe it to the American people and in fact the world community to send the President a comprehensive, action-oriented bill- a necessary complement to his global leadership in climate change," said the congressman.

Opponent's of so-called Cap-and-Trade environmental legislation are quick to remind Obama's political allies that besides being destructive to the US economy, such legislation is based -- wholly or partially -- on faulty or manipulated science.

"These liberal-left politicians and activists see an opportunity to use so-called global warming as a means to push forward their Marxist philosophy. Part of the agenda is to take away wealth from the American people and give it to Third-World countries," said political strategist Mike Baker.

The evidence provided by the intercepted emails of renowned cimatologists has created one of the biggest scandals in the last decade -- if not the century, according to Baker.

Thousands of emails and documents allegedly "stolen" from the University of East Anglia (UEA) and posted online indicate that researchers massaged figures to mask the fact that world temperatures have been declining in recent years.

These leaked emails provide compelling evidence that much of what is being touted as scientific fact is in reality erroneous, fraudulent, and perhaps criminal if participating scientists used their phony research to acquire government grants.

The rest here.

"Erroneous, fraudulent, and perhaps criminal"...

Criminal indeed.

For comedic relief, a great musician proves himself an idiot.



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LITTLE JIMMY NORTON (AKA UNCLE PAUL & TED SHECKLER) ESCAPES A JESSE VENTURA NAVY SEAL ASSWHOOPIN

Mix equal parts Jim Norton, Jesse Ventura and an uncensored venue and the end result can only be called, great fucking radio.



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Danke iOwnTheWorld who notes Norton narrowly escaped a severe wrestler, Gub'nor, truther, Navy Seal beating.

PROOF CHILD BIRTH DOESN'T MAKE YOU STUPID AND UGLY

Welcome back Megyn Kelly!  Just saw you on O'Reilly (who I still wonder why I watch) and your hotter than ever!

G-D bless.

MISS CLIMATEGATE 2009

Because every criminal enterprise needs a spokesperson, I present Miss ClimateGate.

Algore, shitting the bed!

NASA, shitting the bed!

Question:  If Bernie Maddof is headed to a cushy federal prison and had his estate auctioned off to pay back those he swindled, when will we see Algore and the countless other statist(D) involved subject to the same justice?

My guess?  Never.

Justice...

ATTORNEY TOUCHES CHILDREN (NO NOT THAT WAY YOU SICKO)

News Gazette:

DANVILLE – A simple online request posted by a Danville attorney and a friend hundreds of miles away has, in just three days, generated a stack of more than 500 gifts for Vermilion County foster children.
"I can't even tell you how amazed I am about what's going on here," said attorney John Halloran, who, with the help of his friend, Genevieve Dempre of New Orleans, put together a Christmas wish list for foster kids and got it posted Sunday night on Fark.com, a news-aggregating and social-networking news Web site, and on Facebook, a social-networking site.
With a few clicks of a computer mouse, people all over the United States who saw the online list, called Foster Santa, started buying toys that are automatically shipped through Amazon.com to Danville for the more than 200 children in the Vermilion County foster-care system.
Halloran, who's the legal guardian for foster children in Vermilion County, thought the posting might garner a couple dozen donations, but by Tuesday, he realized it was going to be much bigger as packages were pouring into his workplace.
On Wednesday morning, a UPS driver delivered 50 packages to the Danville law firm where Halloran works.
As of midday Wednesday, altogether more than 560 packages of toys and other gifts had been delivered, totaling $5,313.39, not including shipping costs, Halloran said.

To find the wish list: Go to www.casavermilion.org and click on the Facebook link.

In related news, Obama is rumored to have soiled himself today after hearing the news that an attorney actually did something to help others and also had the audacity to confuse children into thinking that someone other than the state could help them.

Silly serf, only Obama can save the children.

TERRORIST ELF

Lets see, we've got a grown man, dressed as an elf, standing on line at the local mall to see Santa.  This alone should have sparked mall securities interest but no, they had to wait until it was his turn where he then advised Santa his bag was full of TNT.

Southlake Mall was evacuated Wednesday night after a man dressed as an elf allegedly told the mall Santa that he was carrying dynamite.
But when the GBI bomb squad examined three packages left near Santa, the incident was declared a ho-ho-hoax.
The bad elf, William C. Caldwell III, was being held without bond Thursday in the Clayton County Jail, charged with having hoax devices, making terroristic threats, false imprisonment, simple assault, reckless conduct, disorderly conduct and false public alarm.
The incident began about 6:45 p.m. when Caldwell, 45,  got in line at Southlake Mall to have his picture made with Santa.
When Caldwell, who was wearing an elf suit, reached the front of the line, " he told Santa Claus that he had dynamite in his bag," Morrow police Capt. James Callaway said. "He said that two times to Santa Claus."
Santa notified mall security and Morrow police quickly arrested the 5 feet tall, 108 pound Caldwell.  The mall was evacuated and the bomb squad was called in to examine the packages.
No dynamite was found, but the mall remained closed the remainder of the evening. Police have not said what was in the bags.

One thousand face smacks to the AP dingleberry who used "ho-ho-hoax" in the article.

DUBAI MONEY PROBLEMS AND THAT SILLY SHARIA THING

News of the financial meltdown of Dubai World — a quasi-sovereign global concern that owns 77 percent of the international port manager DP World and is the single largest real-estate developer in Dubai, which is known for its palm-tree-shaped luxury residential developments — has raced from the business pages to the headlines of the front pages in a matter of days. Since the first reports on Thanksgiving, the Wall Street Journal and just about every other major media outlet are now reporting on the worldwide implications of this latest financial shockwave.

Go read the rest at The Corner.

QOTSA

Yep

CANDIDO GODOL, BRAZIL: JOSEPH MENGELE'S PERFECT ARYAN RACE BREEDING GROUND?

National Geographic Channel visits a rural Brazilian town where "the 80 households in a one-square-mile area have reportedly some 38 pairs of twins. Blond, blue-eyed twins." Nat Geo then attempts to trace rumors connecting that creepy phenomenon to Nazi medical monster Joseph Mengele, who was on the lam in Brazil in the 1950s.

Well, if this is the end product, G-D bless the Nazi scumbag.

via Fark

Obama's Incoherent Afghanistan War Policy Doesn't Plan for Victory

He made at least three dozen references to himself, but never said "victory" or "win." He's not comfortable with those concepts. He thinks the Taliban have a point!

» Der Spiegel, Gabor Steingart: Never Before Has a Speech Felt So False

And a man with better bumper music weighs in...

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OBAMA'S WEST POINT SPEECH - 1 DEC 09

The Communist Obama apologizes again.  Do you get it yet!?

I WIN MALKIN!

As Beavis in full Cornholio mode would exclaim to those in the hallway, "are you threatening me?"

Missus Malkin has a photoshop challenge up and as you all know, I think I'm the funniest person ever!

Unrelated note:  You think I'm funny?  Are you listening to Obama's West Point speech?

The original Obama fellating t-shirt.

My response below.

Missus Malkin, clearly I win.

JOHN GOTTI JR. WALKS - NEXT UP, THOSE ISLAMIC ANIMALS

Disclaimer:  Any time I see the American Italian Mafia walk, it pleases me...  and I don't care how much you hate me for feeling that way.  We're gonna need 'em to slay these Islamic animals Holder and Obama insist on setting free.  Just sayin...

Taking a cue from Obama, Gotti has learned deniability is a superior defense.

The most intriguing, and surprising evidence of precedent for departing the ranks of wise-guys and not being stuffed in a barrel and dumped in the ocean, was a 1985 F.B.I. wiretap of Aniello Dellacroce. The then 71-year-old mob patriarch suffered from terminal cancer, and as the reputed underboss of the Gambino Crime Family at the time, he actually explained how the Gambinos had kicked someone out.
Dellacroce, who was the mentor of John Gotti Jr.'s father, was secretly recorded talking about a dismissed crime family member on June 9, 1985, in his home on Staten Island, New York, six months before he died.
"We threw him out of the Family," Dellacroce explained.
"So, youse knocked him down," responded a listener, meaning the man in question was demoted.
"No,"responded Delleacroce. "He's out of the family."
"He's out?" asked his friend, incredulously.
"Yeah," said Dellacroce. "We threw him out. Out."
"You threw him out?"
"Out. He don't belong in the Family no more. Any friend of yours, any, any friend of ours in the street...that you see...you tell them. This guy, he ain't in the family no more. You don't have nothin' to do with him. That's it."
Four days later, another FBI wiretap heard the group discussing their lawyers, and their visit to one lawyer's office.
"My God, what a layout he's got. They got more customers... Michael Franzese was there," noted one speaker, impressively.
During that tape, they resumed discussing the banished former Gambino.
"This guy is out, We threw him out," the group was reminded and then they start arguing about that possibility.
"I heard (this guy) was just taken down, he wasn't thrown out." said one.
"This guy was thrown out. Ya understand?" Dellacroce snapped. "Nobody's gonna bother with him...I wouldn't bother with him and nobody else would...I'll explain to him a little better this time…Maybe he didn't get the message right... Threw him out, that's, that's right. We threw him out...They don't understand English," said Dellacroce, trying to finally get his message through.

Congratulations to the Gotti family.

The next SNL viral video should definitely be a skit featuring Bin Laden showing up during the KSM trial to proclaim, "he was definitely no longer a part of Jihad during the planning stages of our 9/11 attack, we actually heard he was dating Pam Geller during that time and actually got a Star of David tattoo on a Miami Ink episode."  All before he was invited to Resort Gitmo mind you...

via Fark

ANTHONY SOWELL: 10 BODIES AND A SKULL

Why the BBC thought it important to mention Anthony Sowell was a former Marine is beyond me.  Considering the source I guess we can all fill in the "why" blank ourselves.

Anthony Sowell is also charged with kidnapping, rape and abusing a corpse, among other indictments.
Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the 50-year-old if he is found guilty.
Mr Sowell has denied carrying out the attacks and killing the women in Cleveland.

Whats not been reported is the fact that he admitted to police that while abusing a corpse he was wearing a crisp, clean Obama '08 t-shirt and a pair of Nancy Pelosi's soiled granny panties.

C'mon, it makes as much sense as everything else going on in the world doesn't it?

Interesting note: The Opie and Anthony Show voted Nancy Pelosi number two in their "Driest Pussy" contest.  She lost to Barbara Walters.

If you've never listened to the O&A show, you should, its NOT however, for the prudish or squeemish types.

A little sick, NSFW sample.



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